The Titanic – Bollywood style.
For Sale – Luxury yacht only one careful owner.
Bad Day – You thought yours was bad.
Borrowing – Because it’s only stealing if you get caught.
Multi Classing – All the disadvantages of both and the benefits of neither.
United States Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight.
Redneck Houseboat – Me an’ Billy-Bob are headin’ over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o’ beer!
Boating 101 – Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.
NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW Remember, Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic.
Yatching – Just because you can afford one, doesn’t mean you are smart enough to operate it.
We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
Scuba Diving In Ireland: A visiting tourist asks an Irishman: Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats? The Irishman replies: If they