Inventions – Life will not be the same without mirrors and cameras.
Plastic Surgery – Investing in a better future.
The Camera Guy – Is totally missing the shot.
Men Test – If you noticed the island I have bad news for you!
The i Pad – Because The iPhone – Was too small for other people to notice you.
Redhead To Blonde Transformation – No thanks.
Guys Can’t Help But – Stare.
Real Life Barbie Girl – Plastic much?
Magnum Trojan – Yes, that’s the face you’ll be making later.
Back Packs – Never have they looked so good.
Isn’t It So Sweet – That they named the capital of France after me?
Epic Eyes – Is what it would feel like to get a blowjob whit those eyes looking at you.
Beautiful Eyes – Too bad no one’s looking at them.
Dirty Flandre – You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya, punk?
Piano Lessons – Sing me up!
Well, Okay Then… I’ll see you at three o’clock on the button.
Pageants – Miss Canada looks to be a leading contender for the miss world camel toe crown.
Flexibility – That is what your boss really wants when he says he expects you to band over backwards.
That Look – Do I really need to tell you what she’s thinking? Or at least what your thinking?
The Red Cross – I think I’m now ready to make a donation!
Unconditional Love – Letting someone live with you for nine months, before meeting them for the first time.
Supergirl – Admit it. You’d burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you.
Light Travels Faster Than Sounds – That’s why someone appears bright until you hear them speak…
I Love A Woman With Drawn On Eyebrows – Said no man ever.
Internet Dating Tip #2 – Even though you are only seeing stars, sometimes there is a lot of sh*t behind a cute smile, that, my
Be Miserable Or Motivate Yourself : Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.