Inventions – Life will not be the same without mirrors and cameras.
The i Pad – Because The iPhone – Was too small for other people to notice you.
Dirty Flandre – You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya, punk?
Flexibility – That is what your boss really wants when he says he expects you to band over backwards.
That Look – Do I really need to tell you what she’s thinking? Or at least what your thinking?
Unconditional Love – Letting someone live with you for nine months, before meeting them for the first time.
Supergirl – Admit it. You’d burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you.
Light Travels Faster Than Sounds – That’s why someone appears bright until you hear them speak…
Internet Dating Tip #2 – Even though you are only seeing stars, sometimes there is a lot of sh*t behind a cute smile, that, my
Be Miserable Or Motivate Yourself : Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.