Sky Sports Viewing Figures – It’s sky’s idea of getting more people watching the cricket.
Mirrors – Luckily she doesn’t own one.
Self Portrait – She is doing it so right!
Weapons Of Mass Distraction – She got them.
Baggy Pants – Not always Gangsta, not always bad.
Twister – It’s only the best game ever.
Shoes For Ducks
Stretchy Fabric – One of the best inventions of the 20th century.
Butter-face – Everything looks good, but her face.
Save The Cheerleader – Save the world.
Cosplay Makeup – Nice.
Facebook Status – Available.
Your Connection – Is too slow.
Practice – It makes perfect, but still won’t fill the hole in your soul.
Halloween – Better Than Christmas
The Real Reason – Why I go to the gym.
Big Moment For Him Worst party ever for her.
Focus – If you stare long enough at this photo, you will see the Sea Shell.
Super Powers Hero Can give you a woody faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive.
Hot Fit Girls – Are they scary hot or just scary?
Who’s The Invisible Man? Ninja, of course.
Bill Maher – And another “friend”.
Hepatitis C – Sign me up for that sn!t.
Catholic Schoolgirls – Because forbidden fruit tastes sweeter.
Summertime – Why I miss it.
Priorities – No matter what, always make sure your hair says “I’m ready”!