Come To The Sweet Side – Because we have donuts.
Birthday Gifts – Sometimes less is more.
This Birthday – Will be an awesome birthday.
Pet Owners – Oh God, hope they haven’t invited any of my friends.
How About A Magic Trick – I’m going to make this candle disappear.
Smoking Kills – Tell her.
Birthday – A day like any other day, ruined by friends or relatives.
Facebook Notifications – They come in fast and furious on your birthday.
Happy Birthday! – Another year closer to finding out if Atheism was the right choice.
Facebook – How could 34,372 of your friends not remember?
Nobody Loves You – Then… Who brought cake?
Happy Birthday – To the ground!