Bird Watching – You’re doing it wrong.
I Don’t Need To Lose My Beloved Ones To understand how much I love them.
Impressions – There’s only one first and never a chance for a second.
Nature – It’s all good well when nothing is trying to kill or r**e you.
Ninjas – When you see them, it’s too late!
What Are You Looking At?
Parallel Universe – Where blondes are on top!
That’s How My Colleagues Behave – After the first month in the gym.
No One Is Free – Even the birds are chained to the sky. Bob Dylan
Listen Mister – It’s, “A bird in hand is worth two in the bush…” not, “A bird in your bush is better than using both
Discipline – Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes.
Revenge – Wait for it. Waaaaaaait for it…
These Are Not – The droids you are looking for… Move along…
Most People See This And Think – “oh look at the lovely wild life” when i see this coming my way i think “there’s a
Reality – We are all birds stuck inside our cage.
Blind Dates – Just say no.
If Hitchcock Needs Me – I’ll be in my trailer.
FREEDOM ! – You Better Start Working On Trying To Keep It !!
DEPRESSED OWL SAYS – WHOOOOOOOOOOO Gives a s**t.
Desire – Becoming what you want means becoming someone you aren’t.
Oh Yeah? – Well you again would be like signing back up for dial-up internet.
Bad Days – You just know when you’re gonna have one.
Kiss It – That’s right you stupid cats, kiss my ass!
Angry Birds – Not as fun in real life
Angry Birds – Not as much fun in real life.
Desperation – Can provide unexpected strength!