Winning Is Not Everything – Sometimes 2nd place has a better view.
Posing – A good photo requires a good vision and a good model.
Amish Grand Prix Race – Final preparations in pit-stop.
Chinese Cars – Are very tough and reliable.
Bicycle Cops – Faster than a Corvette.
Lighten Your Load – Your body will thank you.
Wisdom – You get wisdom from experience, you get experience from bad judgement, this man will be very wise very soon.
Education – Knowing how to fly is good. Knowing how to land is better.
Infaceon – Bike racing term for checking tire pressure with your face.
Face Tattoo – Freestyle bicycle will help you get your own free of charge.
Bicycle Police – You are under arrest, now get your as* in the basket.
Ride Your Bike – Cars run on gas and make you fat, bikes run on fat and saves money.
Stupidity Is – Ignoring the lows of gravity.
High Scores – They’re really important to some people.
Think Before You Invent – Some inventions set our collective knowledge back instead of forward.
I Bet – You didn’t notice the Godzilla
Bicycles – They say you never forget how to ride one.
Bicycles – Don’t use them so they never get old.
Fail Bike – When your best just isn’t good enough.