Before and After
Another New Morning – Time to get out of bed.
Rough Riders – Maybe we should try another brand of condoms next time.
My Teddy Bear – I will cut anyone who touches it.
Star Wars Bedroom – Coolness factor: 100% Probability of getting laid factor: 1% (+/-1%).
Doing Nothing Is Very Hard – You never know when you are finished.
This Bed – Rocks
She Just Asked – For a bed of roses.
Oyasumi – I’m off to bed.
Holiday Lights – Yet another random thing that now gives me a boner.
Camouflage Planking – It is even more asinine when you cant see it…
Stamina – I’m so good in bed, I recently received the medal of on-her.
College Life – Memories are great..Until you send your daughter to school.
People Say Nothings Impossible – Yet what they don’t realize is that I do nothing all day.
Deception – Honey, I can get a better shot of your new sandals from up here.
Bittersweet – Married to a hot woman that has the morals of a man.
Bitter Sweet – Getting friend zoned… With Benefits.
Asian Girls – So this is your fetish huh?
Morning Breath – Now you know why it happens.
Fear Of – While your busy bitchin’ about your job or never getting the breaks just think about how this guys day is gonna go.