Tag: Beauty

Beautiful Skin

Beautiful Skin – I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?

Not A Tease

Not A Tease – I’m just a reminder of what you can’t have!

Oh My Gosh

OH MY GOSH – Those plants really need to be watered!

A Wasted Trip

A Wasted Trip – Because you spent a lot of money of fly to Hawaii to see the surfers, and you missed it because of

Smile Of Beauty

Smile Of Beauty – It makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Honest Illustration

Illustration – Let’s be honest: A beautiful mind like yours doesn’t need a text every time.

Silence Is Golden

SILENCE IS GOLDEN – This better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Catch 22

CATCH 22 – To get a job you need experience, To get experience you need a job.

Inspirational Views

Inspirational Views – As provided by the bead of sweat that trickles down her body.

The are real, Yeah

Sweet Jesus, Yeah – Is that maple flooring? They’re Real – And they’re SPECTACULAR

Blue Tongue

Blue Tongue – Related to blue balls? Just a question…

Female Armor

Female Armor – It’s…um…wait. What were we talking about?

Personal Assistant

Personal Assistant – Because it’s difficult to call someone that can’t type or file a secretary.

Real Beauty

Real Beauty: Is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin

True Beauty

True Beauty: Girls, please listen up. You don’t have to starve to be beautiful, You don’t have to dress how society tells you, You are