Yoga – The ancient Indian art of giving me a chubby.
That Look – Do I really need to tell you what she’s thinking? Or at least what your thinking?
Bikinis – Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but have no problem being seen in bikinis?’ These
Telepathy – I am reading your mind right now… Your are not thinking about my smile.
My Dear – I have something to confess, I’m married. Pffft… You scared me… I thought the BMW wasn’t yours.
Supergirl – Admit it. You’d burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you.
Bad Habits – Bad habits are like a beautiful woman, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Summertime – When the bounties of the season are ripe for the picking but always seem to be someone else s property.
Traffic Ticket – What’s that? You didn’t think we give pretty women ticket? Well, you’re right, we don’t.
A Foolish Man – Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.
2012 Olympics – Meanwhile in Belgium the synchronized swimming team believes practice makes perfect.
Beautiful Skin – I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?