Yoga – The ancient Indian art of giving me a chubby.
Imagination – This is how a girl imagines her boyfriend’s female friends.
Onion Booty – So damn good it’ll make you cry.
Bras – They’re way hotter than bros.
That Look – Do I really need to tell you what she’s thinking? Or at least what your thinking?
Abstinence Only – Your program has no chance against opponents like these.
Hot Soccer Fans – Italy win. Forza Italia.
Asian Stereotype Girls – Everything you heard about them is true.
Bikinis – Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but have no problem being seen in bikinis?’ These
Telepathy – I am reading your mind right now… Your are not thinking about my smile.
My Dear – I have something to confess, I’m married. Pffft… You scared me… I thought the BMW wasn’t yours.
Imagination – Use it.
Oktoberfest – Has three of my favorite things in life …
Supergirl – Admit it. You’d burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you.
Turkey – This is the version some would prefer at Thanksgiving – Miss Turkey 2010.
Save Your Breath – You couldn’t handle me if I came with instructions.
Good Friends – Don’t let you do stupid things alone.
Bad Habits – Bad habits are like a beautiful woman, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Summertime – When the bounties of the season are ripe for the picking but always seem to be someone else s property.
Good Times – Remember when motorcycles were dangerous and s** was safe.
Totally Unrealistic – Superwoman wouldn’t need glasses …
Traffic Ticket – What’s that? You didn’t think we give pretty women ticket? Well, you’re right, we don’t.
Ladies’ Attention – Harder to get everyday
A Foolish Man – Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.
2012 Olympics – Meanwhile in Belgium the synchronized swimming team believes practice makes perfect.
Beautiful Skin – I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?