Twins Beautiness – Twice the possibilities. For you, twice the failure.
Californian Coffee – No really, look in her hands, she brought Coffee.
Hottie Train – All aboard!
Perspective On Beach – Focus on the important things in life.
Airbags – Two are always better then one.
Beer – Yeah, I didn’t see at first either.
Girls Are Like Roads – More the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Dating Tip – No matter how hot she looks, avoid any woman that appears able to bench press you.
That One Moment – When you realized she asked a question and you weren’t paying any attention at all.
The Best Luck – I saw my girlfriend without makeup and she is not ugly.
Why Bother With A Caption – You aren’t going to read it anyway.
Hand-Drawn Picture – Your hands are drawn to it, are they not?
Pools Brings Out The Best – Of our girls since the “Great Bath” at Mohenjo-Dario in 3rd millennium BC.
Jealousy – Because some women can’t pull off a sweater dress.
Summertime And – The scenery is unbelievable.
Presents – Come gift wrapped.
A Staircase A Day – Keeps the Greybeards away.
Global Warming – The hot just keeps getting hotter…
No Matter How Good She Looks – Someone somewhere is tired of her $hit.
Hello Kitty – Hello indeed.
ABS – Please remove one more button, for science.
Your Girlfriend Is Hot – Too bad her last name is JPEG.
Why Do Men Find It Difficult – To make eye contact, breast don’t have eyes.
Perfect Temptation – She may be young, but that is not your fault.
Burqa – You are doing it wrong. –by SANDRO-
Subliminal Advertising – I know I want her but suddenly I am having a craving for a hot dog too.