Canadian Street Gangs
Yo Mama Is So Fat – It keeps you warm through the winter.
Bear High Five – The coolest thing.
Borrowing – Because it’s only stealing if you get caught.
Revenge – Nah, I’m to lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let karma f**k you up.
Street Fighting – There’s always some joker who says, “Back off! I know karate.” Then you hit’em and they fall down.
Polar Bears – They play with their food before they eat it.
Meanwhile – In Norway