Priceless – Knowing that the funniest photo in this school’s yearbook will be you with a boner.
Photoshop – For those that can’t get real girlfriend.
Peace – Sometimes a hug isn’t enough.
Over Sized Sunglasses – Looks like someone is over compensating.
I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT I think that jerk was stealing my milk …
WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN – Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.
Smirnoff Ice – #1 Training elixir since 2002.
The Longer You Stare – The funnier it gets.
Halloween – Better than Christmas.
PROOF OF GLOBAL WARMING – What Is the world coming to.
Duct Tape – With enough beer, it can become clothing!
FADING MEMORY – That’s all you’ll ever be.
90 PEOPLE – have swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, and nobody wants to wear a condom.
Darwin Award – She’s about to receive one.
Communism – Never looked so cute.
Choose Carefully – What you want to be remembered.
Choices – You’re torn, huh?
Cat Baths – Creative suicide for cat owners.
Bottled Water – Now available in a can.
Ball Buster – The real deal!
Awesomeness – When you get sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead.
Asian Girls – So this is your fetish huh?
Army Of Darkness – They are a lot cuter than you might think.
Are You Suicidal ? Hang in there.
Anyway – I came in Uranus
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