SUMMER IN TEXAS – But it’s a DRY heat.
AMBIGUITY – There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful …
SCIENTIFIC FACT – If you took the veins of your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
FAITH… – Sometimes its just not enough.
IT WAS THAT GUY – He let the dogs out !
FRIENDS FOR EVER ! – No Question’s.
LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS – What you do today may burn your a*s tomorrow …
I’ll Be Back – Actually I wouldn’t be surprised.
NEVER TRUST ANYONE – With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other.
SHE’S TOO TIRED – Move the bed to the kitchen… You’re Welcome
HEINEKEN EASTER – I’m all down for that, let’s drink !
Ninja Kitten – Striking fear into the hearts of children.
One Size – It does NOT fit all!
Softball – It’s important to stretch before playing.
CATCH 22 – To get a job you need experience, To get experience you need a job.
BREAKING NEWS – Authorities have learned the identity of the last person with Whitney Houston the night of her death.
TOUGH CHILDHOOD? – I’m afraid growing up won’t be any easier.
I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE OCEAN Now there’s a Dell rolling in the deep
TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY – It doesn’t always go as planned.
LIFE’S A JOURNEY – Shame about the destination.
STRIFE – No war was ever fought over Two scientists disagreeing.
Sonic The Hedgehog – Metal version.
Son, I am Disappoint
Racism – Now part of a balanced breakfast.
Pure Stupidity – This is why the human race is doomed.
Problems? – 550 solutions per minute.