Peace And Quiet – It’s the only way.
Friend-zone – Bow your head low enough and you might at least get to l!ck her feet.
Who Cares? – If it disturbs you that much then get the f#*k out of that bed and let me get in!
Meanwhile At A Train Station – Time traveler wondering what these people are looking at.
Success – Just because you’re on the fast track, doesn’t mean that you will reach your goal.
Over speeding – There really is only one true way to drive. And that’s fast. Really, really, fast.
Essentials – I like my bikinis like my exams. Short, simple and only covers the important parts.