Bunny – He will destroy you and feast on your soul.
Girl Scouts – Because next time, you’ll just buy the damn cookies.
In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law. Everywhere else, it’s just stupid.
Blinking Contest – Who ever blinks first looses an eye
Beer – Must. Have. Now.
Ghost Cat – He’s watching you.
Training To Be A Man – You’re doing it right.
Give Him A Break – He had a hard time at day care.
Fail Bike – When your best just isn’t good enough.
Complaint Department – New way to do suicide.
Cars – Just got Sexier.
Bar Bets – Fun and games …until you lose.
I Tried That – But most of the time my wife says no
Your Opinion – Keep it to yourself
Simple Logic – Always leads to the truth
Regrets – Those were the droids you were looking for.
Scarecrows – Its a fact that crows are way smarter than you… No More!
Windows is shutting down – This moment always reminds me what I forgot to do.
Image link: www.flickr.com/photos/vubui/47617247/ If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t nothing can make him stay
Tags – One in the morning, someone calls. Baby starts crying down the hall. Mama comes in, tears down her face. His daddy ain’t come-in
Under SOPA – You could get 5 years for uploading Michael Jackson song
Be Polite – Whatever is expressed is impressed. Attitude
Dont Worry – If life doesn’t break you today it will try again tomorrow.
Denied – I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission..
So I says – Fister, I hardly even know the mans wife!
Common Sense – SOPA – Some People Dont Have it at ALL!