Sh*t Happens – Sometimes really really fast.
In People’s Republic Of China – Sinks are red. The rest is dirty capitalist propaganda.
Toilet Bowling – Much more fun than the regular one.
TOILET PAPER – The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.
The Good Husband – See honey, I’ve left the toilet seat down just for you.
Dignity – No matter how far in you put your head, you won’t find it there.
Ambush – Attacking when and where they least expect it.
Toilet Paper – It is needed.
Be Prepared – You have no idea when the shit storm will ensue.
Mr Fantastic Toilet – He doesn’t want anyone else to use it.