Hot Nerd Level – Jedi Master.
Cupcakes – May the frosting be whit you.
Star Wars – Is awesome.
Star Wars Bedroom – Coolness factor: 100% Probability of getting laid factor: 1% (+/-1%).
Pull out you’re not doing any good back there! – Said that she did. Yoda. Jedi Master Comedian.
Clone Wars – The dark side needs you!
Yoda Hulk – When angry I am, like me you will not.
Decency – Because getting up and walking away would offend his feelings…
Lego Master Chief – Your argument is invalid.
Being Green – Easy is not.
Masks – Shame occurs when you haven’t been able to get away with the “who” you want people to think you are.
No Matter How Old You Are – This become a light saber.
Beware The Empire Virus – Now a resident of Happy Hills Sanitarium, Eugene was taken away, screaming: “Obi Wan help me! My computer has been
Paradox – Has anyone ever wondered where do homeless people get their sharpies?
Fan Boys – Seriously, If I hear anything about missing droids, I’m going to set my phaser to kill.
READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT – Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.
Come Together – Right now or else.
The Spocks Of Arkansas – Willard and Lamar. Family motto: Live long and perspire.