Getting Up Early - Not very wise.
Brilliant Pillow - Indeed.
Homework - Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
You Know Your Old - When happy hour is a nap!
Sleepovers - Helping girls experiment since the dawn of time.
Good Night - Have a nice dream.
Work VS Home
I Switched To LCD - My cat hates me.
Naps - Should always be on your agenda.
Power Nap - But not when you're on duty.
Puppy Love - When love is at it's simplest, it's beautiful, when love is at it's hardest,
The Eternal Dilemma - Too tired to stay up, yet too awake to fall asleep.
Sometimes - I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says
Cats - Even if they had wings, they'd probably still just lie there.
Sharing - When your friend need a hug.
Insomnia - Someday I'll get some sleep I'll get these damn thoughts out of my head
Water Bed - You're doing it wrong.
I Don't Always Sleep With Married Women - But when I do, I prefer your wife. Stay
The First Five Days - After the weekend are the hardest...
Ever Find That Perfect Sleeping Position? Me neither.
The Player's Edge
Finland - Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Think Outside The Box - So I can finish my nap.
Insomnia - When the voice in your head refuse to be quiet.
Luxury - If you can get that s**t, you take it!