NO NEED – CTRL + ALT + DEL works just as well.
ADDICTION – Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.
THE FRIEND ZONE – By the time you prove you’re everything she’s looking for you will already be in it.
Peace – Sometimes a hug isn’t enough.
Road signs – Actually telling it like it is…
Disneyland – No rollertcoaster dancing.
Neighbors – You’re not welcome here.
The Computer – It’s homo’s devil machine.
In Case Of Fire – You are destined to burn.
Choices – When you know you’re screwed either way.
Church Of God – Where to turn when google can’t answer your questions
The Rules – they may be stupid, arbitrary and irritating, but God help you if you break them.
She Was Alive -Before she was dead.
Your Rules – I am higher than them.
The Gate – Don’t challenge it!