Any Drugs, Alcohol Or Weapons? – No thank you officer, we have everything we need.
How High Are You ? – “No, Officer… Its ‘Hi, How Are You?”
One Day – I’ll high jack a doughnut truck. We’ll see how the media tries to disguise that as a normal cop chase.
Traffic Ticket – What’s that? You didn’t think we give pretty women ticket? Well, you’re right, we don’t.
Challenging The Fate – Challenge accepted…
Conviction – I can’t believe that cop put me in the backseat, when I clearly called shotgun.
Arms For War – In the perfect world, arms would only be used for hugs.
Law Enforcement – Some perks once in a while.
WE GOT HER – She had escaped from the kitchen !
LAW ENFORCEMENT – Every profession has their focus and priorities …
Boredom – Sometimes even the most intense jobs really aren’t all that interesting.
Bicycle Police – You are under arrest, now get your as* in the basket.
COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY – License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?
RETIREMENT – How are you planning for yours ?
WHEN YOU SAID – ‘BLOW ME’ This ain’t quite what I had in mind officer.
Law Enforcement – A tough job, only the dedicated can handle it.
Lesbian T.S.A. Agent – My dream job.
Real French Cops – The real ones.
Real Facebook – You’re doing it wrong.