New Year’s Resolution – Option A: lose some weight Option B: Buy a bigger basket.
Honey Boo Boo – In twelve years.
McDonald’s – Customer
Cultural Difference – Raw fish and rice never looked so good.
Working It – One cheeseburger at a time.
Life’s A Gamble – I felt insulted the other day when my girlfriends said that I never listened to anything she had to say. To
Survival – The wise are guided by reason; The ordinary minds, by experience; The stupid, by necessity; The brutes, by instinct.
Obesity Rating – From Morbidly to obscene there’s a fine line. A very fi….well there’s a line.