Why do models clean their teeth once a week? Because they were taught to clean teeth after every meal.
Your Mother – Bangs like a screen door in a tornado.
Jokes – Sometimes the easiest one is the funniest.
Anger – People are too soft these days the other day I was telling a few ‘yo mama’ jokes when suddenly I start getting called
Lost Luggage – I can’t find my luggage, can you help me? I’ll try. Have you first verified that your flight has arrived? Huh?!?
Confession – Father… I’ve sinned, I’ve tricked a jew… My son, that isn’t a sin, it’s a miracle…
Life – I hope it isn’t a big joke because I don’t get it.
Inside Jokes – Telling your wife that she looks the same as she did 20 years ago might seem like a compliment to her, but
Mind Reader – …how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?
Phrasing – Kind gesture in America, cruel joke in Africa.