The Fast And The Furious
Damn – It’s not mine.
This Picture – Will make you Yawn.
Good To Know – Where you are.
Invisibility Cloaks – Make sure the switch is in the ‘On’ position.
Rich People Talking
Aren’t You Sweet.. You look good enough to eat.
Your I phone – Is far more precious that you.
Getting Up Early – Not very wise.
Be Prepared – Hope for the best, expect the worst.
Gamers – They have a different mindset.
When You See It… 🙂
My Pants – I will not put on the ground.
Hydrogen Bond – Attractive interaction of a hydrogen atom with an electronegative atom.
Friendship – Letting you crash on their couch when your too drunk to make it home… Yeah, what a friend
Cute Self Portraits – Impossible when your little sister is photobombing you.
Zombie Apocalypse – Preparation level: Genius.
Unfortunately – Its’ Catwoman.
The Red Pill – Tell me why would you take a pill from some old guy you just met on the internet?
Wait A Second – What???
New Seat-belt Design – Reduced the car accidents with 45%.
I Prefer These Faces
What Is Your Name? Again???
Medium Or Well Done – How would you like your burger?
Prostate Exams – No one likes them.
Prohibitions For Some – A privilege for others.