Zombies Are Coming – Are u ready coz these men are.
Santa Delivers – Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.
Internet – After a lonely day with his favorite “site” Steve’s room looks pretty messy.
Thinking Is For The Weak !
Peace – Guns are needed to enforce it.
Al Capone – A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther.
The Pen – Definitely mightier than the sword.
Gun Control – Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.
Proverb – Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t.
COMPLAINING – Yes I understand you’re upset Sir… please lower your voice I’ll be right with you
911 Or Life? – If you don’t have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.
Screw The Dog – It’s my wife you better worry about.
1911 – Faster and more reliable than calling 911.
MY ADVICE – Is stop correcting my Gramma
Wouldn’t It Be Nice – If women came with a car-fax report.
Bravery – There’s a difference between having a shot and pulling the trigger. One takes courage. The other takes balls.
Your Attention Please – Due to the increasing price of ammo, do not expect a warning shot.
BEHAVE – We upgraded from rulers.
BETTY WHITE – Laughs at the thought of Chuck Norris.
WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF – Not a d*mn thing !
NEVER TRUST ANYONE – With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other.
Darwin Award – She’s about to receive one.
Attitude – A sense of humor can help make even the toughest job easier.
Is It Loaded – Hold on.. Let me take a look.
Awkward – Notice how I am between you and you rifle.
Women – It’s dangerous outside of the kitchen.