Zombies Are Coming - Are u ready coz these men are.
Santa Delivers - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.
Internet - After a lonely day with his favorite "site" Steve's room looks pretty messy.
Thinking Is For The Weak !
Peace - Guns are needed to enforce it.
Al Capone - A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther.
The Pen - Definitely mightier than the sword.
Gun Control - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.
Proverb - Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
COMPLAINING - Yes I understand you're upset Sir... please lower your voice I'll be right
911 Or Life? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for
Screw The Dog - It's my wife you better worry about.
1911 - Faster and more reliable than calling 911.
MY ADVICE - Is stop correcting my Gramma
Wouldn't It Be Nice - If women came with a car-fax report.
Bravery - There's a difference between having a shot and pulling the trigger. One takes
Your Attention Please - Due to the increasing price of ammo, do not expect a warning
BEHAVE - We upgraded from rulers.
BETTY WHITE - Laughs at the thought of Chuck Norris.
WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a d*mn thing !
NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other.
Darwin Award - She's about to receive one.
Attitude - A sense of humor can help make even the toughest job easier.
Is It Loaded - Hold on.. Let me take a look.
Awkward - Notice how I am between you and you rifle.
Women - It's dangerous outside of the kitchen.