The Guys Laughed -When I told them I was going to aerobics instead of the bar.
Stage Diving – It’s not for everyone.
Swedish Girls – Making British girls look ugly since 1428.
Cosplayer – Sometimes the reality is better than fiction.
Vodka Smirnoff – Whether it’s building up courage or breaking down inhibitions, vodka is working for you.
My Phone – Have you seen it ?!
Nine Months – It rubs the smile right off your face… …for at least 18 year. (Cheer up..your boobs look bigger!)
Five Of A Kind – Time to charge up the video camera!!!
That’s It – I’m changing schools.
Beer Best – That’s why Germany is superior.
Why – Is there a penguin on the helipad?
Camouflage Fail – Nope, I still see them.
Competition – Because not only man compare their sizes!
This Girl – Is braver than all of you!
Rhetoric Questions – This is the definition.
Play Dumb – If she looks too young..just assume she is 18.
Fun Job – I hope the cow is smiling as much as she is.
Star Trek – It’s not for nerds anymore.
Alcohol– Thank you, Mr.Daniels & Guinness. Muchos Gracias, senor Tequila.
Guess – Who’s on her period.
Flying Women – Flying kitchens, a new world for her.
Individuality – Men value it.
Bewbies – Made for poking.
Motor Boat – Challenge accepted.
Dear Japan – You’re doing it right!
The Longer You Look – The funnier it gets.