Lazy – Who am I kidding, we all wish we’d thought of it sooner.
Mona Lisa – After 10 days of having a Facebook account.
I Swear, I Will – Never ever again steal fish from the table…
Got War – Then use the backdoor!
Honey – I Baked You A Cake.
Nurses – First reaction, break my leg on purpose.
Mistaken Identity – Those are definitely not the nuts I was expecting.
Obstacles – Most can be overcome by the appropriate use of explosives.
Yo Mama Is So Fat – It keeps you warm through the winter.
I’ll Take A Nap – If it fits.
Sometimes You Don’t Know – That you are making fun of yourself.
Would You Be So Kind – And close the door from the other side?
Scooby Doo – Honey, can you move out of the way? You’re blocking the TV.
Bus Advertisements – Sometimes make you look like an idiot.
It’s Rewarding – Releasing whales back into their natural environment.
Sad Pappy – Is wishing he had pants.
Centaurs – They need love too.
Evil Ken-Evil – Or as his imaginary friends call him, Bob.
If Those Red Shorts – Get any higher, grandma’s b**bies are gonna get cold.
Bring Your Son To Work Day – Little death is kinda cute, with his little boots.
Shark Bait – Now you know why they call him shark bait.
Dogs Camouflage – Level Expert.
These Raccoons – They have found salvation.
Casper Ghost – Remind your kids, he’s a friendly ghost.
Report – Another successful dump.
The Future Is Near – Look better and you’ll see it.