Never Fly – Wearing anything you wouldn’t want to hike in.
Flying High – Although it was an absolutely perfect day for the casual balloon enthusiast, things went completely ape-sh*t for the casual mescaline enthusiast.
An Optimist – Invented the airplane, a pessimist invented the parachute.
Nothing Is Ever So Bad – That it can’t get worse.
Those Who Hoot – With the owls by night should not fly with the eagles by day.