Halloween - Better Than Christmas
Bluetooth Fashion - 3rd World Edition.
The Fashion Gods - Frown upon you.
Trends - Less clothes, more hair decor.
Fashion Haircut - Top for today!
Type Moon - Home of the fabulous.
The Saudi Bikini Team - I still think the Swedish team is better..
Individuality - Because the rest of the world can just kiss your a$$.
Good Old Fashioned Values - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's
Certainty Principle - The certainty that you are about to make an incredibly stupid and
Vintage - Presently, we own the fastest computers and wear the most fashionable clothes.
Duct Tape - With enough beer, it can become clothing!
Five Of A Kind - Time to charge up the video camera!!!
Wearing Pants - You're doing it wrong.
Fashionable Hat - You are doing it wrong.
Absolute Proof - My owner is an idiot.