Time Warp - It's just a jump to the left, and a step to the riiiiiiight.
Cat Love - I missed you too.
Courage - The discovery that you may not win and trying when you know you can lose.
Gone - You left me alone, the gate swung open, I searched high and low, now I'm lost, far
Hands Up Kitty - The fur or your life !
The Tiny Black Ninja - Watch out I go kung fu on yo a*s... I kills you!!!
Hero - Doing what others are afraid to do, and sometimes all it really takes is to show
Computer Crash - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd
DEPRESSED OWL SAYS - WHOOOOOOOOOOO Gives a s**t.
Behavior - Before one can face their inner self they must first not be afraid to sh!t and
Fuzzy Logic - Nine reason not to shave.
Job Qualifications - Up and dressed doesn't count.
Sometimes - You just have to grow up for the impossible to become possible.
Psychiatry - So, why don't you start by telling me about your childhood.
TWELVE STEP RECOVERY - The First step is admitting you have a problem.
Your Best Friend - Maybe one day you'll forget him, but he'll never forget you.
EVEN HE KNOWS! - Have you seen the price of gas these days? ... It's a doggone shame! ...
Communism - Never looked so cute.
Tiny Cat - The cutest motherfucker you'll ever see.