Awesome Cat – And yes, he knows he’s awesome.
Cute Puppy – No matter what you do in life you’ll never attain this level of cuteness.
Smoov Cat – Pulls off the hut tub for two play.
Style – The clothes don’t make the person, the person makes the clothes.
Kittens – So cute they may your head explode into candy.
Sonico – I’d take her as a Christmas present.
Brother – Avenge Me!
Puppy Love – When love is at it’s simplest, it’s beautiful, when love is at it’s hardest, it’s real life.
Evolution – Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof….
Sorry Paris – But the dog is my b**ch now!
How Can I Tell Him – That he will never fly…
Cuteness – There is no such thing as too much.
Cats – Even if they had wings, they’d probably still just lie there.
It Was Not – A joyful day when Sean found out he would now be bottle-fed.
Sharing – When your friend need a hug.
Surrender – At fifteen life had taught me undeniably that surrender, in its place,was as honorable as resistance,especially if one had no choice.
Discipline – Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes.
Fatal AttrCation – From the directors of “Feline Destination” and “Romeow Must Die”.
Sushi – Tastes just like chicken. Only wetter.
Smile And Whole World Smiles With You – And you wonder “what’s so funny?” And then you realize that they’re looking at you, kid.
Speak Your Mind – Even if your voice shakes.
Kittens – They wear the skins of their victims!
Monday Has Been Cancelled – Due to a lack of interest.
Perseverance – Life is oddly rewarding. No matter how small and ineffectual you are, there is always someone smaller you can bite the head off
Baby Ducks – The only time when duck face can be considered cute.
Boredom – I should never have killed that mouse so quickly.