Truth About McDonald’s.
No Costume For Halloween?
Just Gonna Stand There And – Look concerned.
Japan – Even their nerds are better than ours.
Steam-punk – If you do it right it’s not just a setting, it’s a state of mind.
Ogre Love – It’s a beautiful thing.
Overkill – Ladies, the type of guys who attend Cons don’t need any provocation to stare slack-jawed at the opposite sex. Costumes are overkill. Cleavage
Please Be Gentle – Not a hope in hell sweetie.
Cosplay Assets – I’d buy that for a dollar!
Halloween Party – This one just got interesting.
Misty Cos-play – Done right.
Super Powers Hero Can give you a woody faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive.
Cataclysm In My Pants – It’s erupting!
Boobs – Mean never having to defend the accuracy of your costume.
Time Travel – Please tell me it exists, because I need to go back and never look at this s**t again.
Iron Man – The early screen test.
Chess – Done Right
Spider-Man – Looks like the only thing he has been fighting lately is the urge to get off the couch.
Halloween – Better than Christmas.
Best Costume – You win.
Virgins: They use condoms too ! And your Mom was so worried you didn’t …. good boy !
Mooooooooooooooo: Udderly mad !