Truth About McDonald's.
No Costume For Halloween?
Just Gonna Stand There And - Look concerned.
Japan - Even their nerds are better than ours.
Steam-punk - If you do it right it's not just a setting, it's a state of mind.
Ogre Love - It's a beautiful thing.
Overkill - Ladies, the type of guys who attend Cons don't need any provocation to stare
Please Be Gentle - Not a hope in hell sweetie.
Cosplay Assets - I'd buy that for a dollar!
Halloween Party - This one just got interesting.
Misty Cos-play - Done right.
Super Powers Hero Can give you a woody faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful
Cataclysm In My Pants - It's erupting!
Boobs - Mean never having to defend the accuracy of your costume.
Time Travel - Please tell me it exists, because I need to go back and never look at this
Iron Man - The early screen test.
Chess - Done Right
Spider-Man - Looks like the only thing he has been fighting lately is the urge to get off
Halloween - Better than Christmas.
Best Costume - You win.
Virgins: They use condoms too ! And your Mom was so worried you didn't .... good boy !
Mooooooooooooooo: Udderly mad !