Gas Pedal - Found it!
Competition - It's why your wife will never let you see Transformers.
Blondes - Running has never been their thing.
Competitions - There are rules, but some you can bend. Like gender.
MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.
PERFECTION - I'm giving it up for Lent.
Relativity - If you're always the smartest person in the room Maybe you're in the wrong