Beginners Guide – Before you go any further, we should first check a couple of things.
Sexy Appeal – He’s hot like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic.
JUNK IN THE TRUNK – Looks more like an episode of Hoarders to me …
News Flash – Salt water destroys Ninja cloaking powers.
One Size – It does NOT fit all!
Duct Tape – With enough beer, it can become clothing!
Choices – You’re torn, huh?
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE – One is an ugly, stupid hobbit that steals jewelry, the other is Gollum.
WARNING – Delightfully slippery when wet !
Inspirational Views – As provided by the bead of sweat that trickles down her body.
Poor Dog – I’d better go look for it’s owner…
Life Guards – With such floatation device, she doesn’t need any.
Competition – Because not only man compare their sizes!
Yo Dawg – Dat Ass!!!
Self Control – This man is the master of it. Indecision – This man has it.
U.S. Air Force – We know how to conduct a war!
Balconies – Don’t you just love’m.
Someone Didn’t Get The Memo
We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
5 Years Of Drugs – Can wear you out.
Redheads – You know the brunette will be sacrificed later to the bikini Gods.
Slick Monkey – Is mocking you.
What A View – On the pier.
Cloning – Is it really bad?
Safety: Whether you’re out celebrating Canada day or 4th July this weekend, remember to always take a safety flotation device with you when you go