Ambitions – Mine always was to live in a Penthouse!
Artificial Intelligence – The new ZX1000 robot “locates her G spot” Competition just got harder.
Car Wash – It may cost more to get it done by hand, but it’s worth it.
Xtreme Beach Volleyball – It’s not who wins or loses, but how long I can stare and drool.
Bikini Bowling – Why not.
What Beautiful – ER… Eyes you have.
Star Wars – Is awesome.
Gamer Girls – Yes she looks pretty, but does she understand she is looking the wrong way?
Cute Redhead Girls – OH, Yeah !!!
Perspective – The best there is.
If Women Didn’t Exist – All the money in the world would have no value.
Lara Croft With Guns – Huge guns!
Ladies First – Is just nice way to say “Come on, go first, so I can stare at your a$$”
Woman’s Wisdom – Why argue with a man if you can start crying or just get n@k#d.
Attractive Girl Gamers – Don’t get your hopes up, they already have boyfriends.
How Much – Would you like to have this job?
Competition – It’s why your wife will never let you see Transformers.
Eye Contact Test – Challenge accepted!
Final Fantasy – Mine involves all three.
It May Start That Way – But how is it going to end…?
Nerd Enough For Me? Sure, why not.
If This Not Photoshopped – Please, marry me!
Meet The Pretty Twins – Nice to met them.
This Big – Is what you would need to be to h00k up with Angelina Jolie.
Remember: It’s like looking into the sun. You’re not supposed to stare at it.
Blondes Girls – Easier that brunettes, just not as smart.