Fight For Your Dreams – For it’s possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.
Dear Life – When I said “can my day get any worse?” It was rhetorical question not a challenge.
Battle Plan – You flank from the left… I’ll grab the cookies.
Parenting – Helping your kid to grow up… faster!
Any Time – Is good time to enjoy a refreshing beverage.
New Generations – They ran out of ideas
Happiness – Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Denial – Whatever it is … I DIDN’T DO IT!
It’s Just Not Fair – She yells at me for sucking my thumb.
Baby With A Shotgun – Just try to take my candy dirt bag.
Compensating – Thank God! I thought everyone with a winkie the size of mine had to lift this thing.
I Have Noticed – Everyone who is for abortion has already been born.
Thinking – Makes me poop.
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER – When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we’d get b**bies. Nowadays we
A Journey – Black & White to color right and wrong to character love and hate to desire from birth to death our choices.
Amnesia – I’ve had it once… or maybe twice.
Growing Up – 5 years of complete dependency 13 more years of answering to authority, Another 30 years of “yes dear” and then the final
Sleeping Disorder – I’ve got this terrible sleeping disorder Where I have to wake up every morning and do work.
He Who Thinks That Love Can Be Bought Has never had a dog in his house.
YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING! Hurry Up And Toss The Tasty Morsel Into My Lair
I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE – And you’re getting on it.
I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT I think that jerk was stealing my milk …
All I Wanted Was The Cat – Send the other one back.
Parents – They always know what is the best for you.
The Fan Fell On Our Baby – Quick! take a picture for the internet!
Get Out – Of my facebook picture!