The Problem - With the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
New Reality Show - How I Really Met Your Mother.
Australiana - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just
Drinking Problem - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Watch Out - A recent study indicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol
Alcohol Is Poison - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...
Jack Daniels - A weapon of mass destruction since 1846.
Mae West - You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
It Was At That Moment - When I woke up and realized I had a serious drinking problem.
Alcoholic - Is such a harsh word, I prefer professional drinker.
There Is No - Young in indestructible or immortal.
College - Has the bast Christmas trees.
Any Drugs, Alcohol Or Weapons? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need.
It's Not Alcoholism - Until you graduate.
Wednesday - Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier.
Honk - Beats the hell out of pong any day. You Honk We Drink!
The Best Thing - About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Opportunist - The one who drinks, while the optimist, the pessimist and the realist are
Alcohol - If it's not the answer, change the question.
Alcohol - Breaking the "just friends" curse for generations!
Beer Fountain - Skill level: German
ALCOHOL - Drink until she's cute, stop before the wedding.
One Last Drink - And the whole evening changes
The Irish Cure For Everything - Consult with your physician to have your medications
Family Ties - Just because she has them... Doesn't mean you should care.