Motivational

Excuse Me

Excuse Me – But there’s a monkey on your lens.

I Hope

Hope – If the shortest, hairiest, and oldest guy on the beach can get a little boob action, then maybe you can too.

Your Rules

Your Rules – I am higher than them.

Wimbledon Girls

Wimbledon – It Get’s better every year out on court 22

Relax Son

Relax Son: You need to grow a little bit more before you can be a real cock. Take your time … the hens will wait.

Real Beauty

Real Beauty: Is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin

True Beauty

True Beauty: Girls, please listen up. You don’t have to starve to be beautiful, You don’t have to dress how society tells you, You are

Sun Smile

Smile: All the statistics in the world can’t measure the warmth of a smile. Chris Hart

Smile Birds

Smile: Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.

Scuba Diving In Ireland

Scuba Diving In Ireland: A visiting tourist asks an Irishman: Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats? The Irishman replies: If they

Introspection

Introspection: I hold a couple of grudges, could have had a couple of touches, If I hadn’t had a couple of crutches.

Her Steed

Her Steed: Just because it’s bigger doesn’t always make it more likable. Most of the time it does, but not all the time. After all,

Flash

Flash: The speed you need after eating Mexican food.

Einstien

Einstien: Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.

Come Along, Honey

Come Along, Honey: Let’s find a little privacy at my place where we can get to know each other and make some beautiful music together

Beauty

Beauty: The best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

Alaska Girls

Alaska – We don’t Have this, But we hear good things.

Wave Rider

Wave rider – Break into me like wet waves on sand spasming, shock-shelled, guided by your hand… I Am surrounded by waves. Constantly crashing, submerging

Improvisation

Improvisation – Because, damnit, there’s always room for one more.