Lesbian T.S.A. Agent – My dream job.
Home Religion – If you don’t control your mind, someone else will.
True Love – Never dies.
Some Days – Just start out better than others…
Believe It Or Not – This guy trained Chuck Norris.
SIR – No touching the dog, please.
Paradise – It just got better.
Flying Ninja Dogs – Will lick you into submission when you least expect it.
Ninjas – On Vacation
EMO Bunny – Nobody understands him
Delicious – The food that is.
Careful Robin – Both hands on the bat rope.
Your Hamz – Itza mine!
What A View – On the pier.
This Man Has – The greatest job in the world.
Jesus Kitty
Determination – Trying is the first step towards failure – Homer J Simpson
Boom – Headshot.
The Best Morning – Wake up, take a shower, have a cup coffee and go home.
What Would The Child You Once Were – Think of the adult you have become?
I’ll Get My Own Damn Food
Out – Out, of my paradise!
Skills – Can’t beat them.
Distractions – Sometimes there are ulterior motives involved.
That’s Why – He is king of the jungle.
Personal Assistant – Because it’s difficult to call someone that can’t type or file a secretary.