Bowl Of Soup - Life is like a bowl of soup, If you're hot you'll get blown.
Chicken? - No that is a lie, we taste like poop.
Fire Alarm - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
Money And Women - You can lose money chasing women, You can never lose women chasing
Second Thoughts - There is no place for them here or anywhere else in life. Go big or die
Dear Life - When I said "can my day get any worse?" It was rhetorical question not a
Young And Old - You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone
Screw This - I am going to run for public office.
US Army Rangers - When they absolutely positively have to die overnight .
Staring Contest - You Know Who Will Win.
Wazup - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!
If You Try Sometimes - You just might find you get what you need.
Wisdom - You get wisdom from experience, you get experience from bad judgement, this man
People - "To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." (Douglas Adams)
Publicity - Before jumping in and doing the good thing... Make sure that everyone's
Decency - Because getting up and walking away would offend his feelings...
Bacon - A synonym for happiness.
It's Beginning - To look a lot like Christmas.
20 Years Ago - We had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash