Energy Concerns - Means Santa will be leaving Nickelback cd's for the naughty list this
White Knights - This is how I think women see me on the internet.
Never Fly - The "A" model of anything.
Precision - Some people just never were very good at coloring within the lines.
Cold - I give you everything, in hopes you will love me once more. You take from me
Wisdom - It's not measured by your choice of car but by whether the car fits in your
Oh Wow! - Where'd you get that totally killer tat?
Al Capone - A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther.
Jeep-Ortunities - Driving over something, just because you can.
Mr. Clean - I Believe the floor is clean enough to eat off now.
In God We Trust - One Benjamin at a time.
2 Minds - Dream alike till they wake up and the cartoon begins.
I Don't Know Karate - But I definitely know crazy and I am not afraid to use it.
Realization - When all your dreams go up in smoke, just remember who it was that lit the
Hitler Kitty - We must find and eliminate all mice.
College - Has the bast Christmas trees.
Why Do I Always Lose Them? - I thought I finally made some friends, but I left them
Inside Jokes - Telling your wife that she looks the same as she did 20 years ago might
Special Forces - All the cool countries have them.
Prisoners - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind.